- french teacher: ça va?
- me: ça va HELLA, et toi?
Ted Bundy called himself: “an amateur all right. I don’t even know how to hot-wire a car. Any cars that I went into would be open.” He once talked about driving one stolen car from Michigan to Atlanta: “They’ll never find that goddamned car. I parked it in the middle of a black ghetto with the keys in it. It’s probably in so many pieces, man, you’ll never see it again.”
THIS FUCKIN HAPPENED TO ME ONE TIME! AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WOKE UP AND WALKED TO SCHOOL LIKE 20 TIMES BUT I DIED EVERY TIME BEFORE I MADE IT, SO WHEN I FINALLY GOT UP I WALKED TO SCHOOL SO DAMN CAREFULLY I WAS NEARLY HIT BY A CAR -.-